FAQ

 Are you famous?

 Do you know anyone famous?

 Are you rich?

 Do you draw the pictures on the covers of your books?

 Can you send me a bunch of your books for free?

 Where did you get those shoes?

 Can you name a character after me?

 Do you have chickens? 

Answer Key:

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

No.

No.

In a Belgian shoe store called Les Shooz de Gique. In Belgium.

Yes.

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